For the handsome boy who lost his balls:
Two bouncy new ball toy A 12" bully stick to take his frustration out on, a Bag of Fez Poppers, a Pink Floyd, Ralphie Fat Burger, Lamb and Parsley Bites.

For the lovely lady:
A toy to snuggle with, a 12" bully stick to chew while she's healing, a Bag of Fez Poppers, a Pink Floyd, Ralphie Fat Burger, Lamb and Parsley Bites